how can u be prego again
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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