I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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