Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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