her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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