I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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