We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
