I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
How's work?
Spinning.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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