On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So vagazzling was a success
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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