For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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