I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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