Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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