the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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