Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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