You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
