they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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