So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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