people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sober January is a disaster.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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