I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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