I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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