If i come over, it means nothing
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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