I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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