i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
bring money and cleavage
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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