Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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