I'm going to jail i love you
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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