doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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