We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
this hospital has no fireball
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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