yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
that may or may not have been my penis.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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