Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
