dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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