she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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