Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm really into asian looking animals
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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