question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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