I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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