: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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