SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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