So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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