yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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