RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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