I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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