so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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