Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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