I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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Well at least you still have your hand. 5 on 1!
And if her vagina feels like something needs to be put in it I suggests you call, say your sorry and re-tap whatever you de-tapped.
It did for some other guy. Is your ass sore?
Being first isn't a great thing. Ever been with a virgin? \n\nAlso, texting jerk is a jerk.
First bitches. Drink that haterade.
What happen? Someone set up us the bomb!