the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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