that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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