I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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