my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You need a sexual gate keeper
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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