in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
this just has baby written all over it
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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