I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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