Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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