? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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