I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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