i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I understand Curling. That high.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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