Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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