My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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